Breaking: Mike Pence Endorses Marco Rubio

Congressman Mike Pence (R Obstructionist-IN-06), who currently serves as House Republican Conference Chairman and proudly admits that he believes every word in the Bible, today announced his endorsement of Marco Rubio for U.S. Senate. Charlie Crist, once the "darling" of the Republican establishment is done. Stick a fork in him if he remains a Republican...